I was just perusing google maps and came across this google review of a mineral processing plant in WA:

“Got my finger stuck in the urinal trying to fish a wedding ring out that wasn’t mine, then the owner of the ring came in and saw my finger stuck so in a weird agreement he went to get a kangaroo as requested by me and upon delivery of this kangaroo we would do a same time trade of the ring and the filthy animal. Anyways I gave it one star for the shituation I was put into and I gave it the second star cause I kept the kangaroo and it was like a big souvenir for me. I left a picture of my tooth….”