Divine Angel said:

Elon Musk’s brain implant company Neuralink will start “high-volume production” of brain-computer interface devices and move to an entirely automated surgical procedure in 2026, Musk said in a post on the social media platform X on Wednesday.
Neuralink did not immediately respond to a Reuters request for comment.

https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/musk-says-neuralink-start-high-volume-production-interface-devices-by-2026-2026-01-01/

(Not necessarily “hate”, it’s just a convenient Musk thread)

your brain implant will shut down in 5 minutes for a firmware upgrade. please be seated. estimated time of upgrade is 3 hours.