Michael V said:

Neophyte said:

Woodie said:

They’re not cheap either, are they? They made me wear them in hospital. Plus blood thinner injections. precautions against thrombosis apparently.

They were quite light and stretchy.

Mummification socks – people see you wearing them and go tut tut

(or has someone done that line already?)

Dad joke thread————->

or Mummy joke thread.