Divine Angel said:

Whoopsies, almost forgot, what with the public holidays and such.

1. Kingy’s nephew entered what kind of race? A: The race to the bottom.

2. When Dezi Freeman was killed by police, what alternative nickname was suggested? A: Figure 11.

3. What part of Woodie’s Starlink connection was chewed? A: The satellite.

4. What date, US time, was Artemis II launched? A: Unknown. Can’t interpret that weird American date format.

5. What was SBS Viceland’s programming for April Fools’ Day? A: Something worth watching.

6. By how many goals did Collingwood get walloped? (I hope I was paying attention to chat for this one…) A: Fewer than they deserved.

7. How long is the Artemis mission? A: That’s rather personal, isn’t it?

8. The PM’s national address lasted roughly how many minutes? A:Not as long as a typical commercial break these days.

9. What shirt was MV wearing the day Challenger met its end? A: Triple-J ‘exploding head’ T-shirt

10. Where in Japan did DA’s MIL hike? A: The Forest of Doom?