Date: 4/04/2026 21:06:52
From: party_pants
ID: 2376751
Subject: re: Chat April 2026
Witty Rejoinder said:
party_pants said:
Peak Warming Man said:
Chinas new heavy lift rocket suffered a malfunction soon after launch.
In other words it blew up.
I believe “Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly” is the new technical term :)
If they’ve got a skerrick of the usual Chinese ingenuity they’ve hacked SpaceX, stolen the IP, and will be impoverishing Cnut Musk in a few years. All praise to our new Chinese overlords.
I think they are probably at a level of technical maturity now that they can design their own malfunctioning rockets without the need for stealing other people’s designs through espionage or hacking :)