Divine Angel said:

Michael V said:

Bubblecar said:

Something with more fibre than a hamburger, to prevent costiveness.

I always thought that hamburgers had plenty of fibre – stuff like tomato, lettuce, cucumber, beetroot and pineapple.

Who the dickens puts cucumber on a burger?

the Vietnamese bakery in town unless i tell them not to. they cut it too thick. cucumber slices are meant to be translucent in thickness. also no grated carrot. another abomination.