OK, you’ve all slammed your heads against the wall fruitlessly for ages now, so I might as well tell the tale.

It’s because I’m waiting for the general rubbish truck to empty the ordinary bin, so I can go out there in village clothes and bring the bin in.

When I returned from the shops the recycling truck had visited, so I was able to bring that bin in, but for some reason the ordinary rubbish truck has been tardy for the past few weeks.