Bogsnorkler said:

dv said:

This person is from Australia.

Queensland specifically.

a million bucks doesn’t go far these days…

I like an alternative version, where I ask if I can borrow $10,000 off someone but they only have $5,000 to give me, so I tell them that since they owe me $5,000 and I owe them $5,000 we can call it even.