A Jewish man, a Hindu man and a lawyer are driving down a country road.
Of course, the car breaks down because this is a joke and they’re forced to walk.

They walk for hours and the sun is setting as they come up on an old farmhouse. They decide to take a chance and knock on the door. An old farmer answers the door and the trio explain their situation. The farmer says, well, ain’t nobody around here that can help you till morning. But y’all are welcome to spend the night here. But you’re going to have to get a bed down in the barn because I only got two spare beds up in the house. See?

The trio draws straws and the Jewish man gets the short one. So he goes to the barn to sleep and everyone goes to bed. A few minutes later, the farmer hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and the Jewish man is standing there saying, listen, I’m Jewish. I can’t sleep in that barn. There’s a pig in there and it’s forbidden for me to sleep near such a filthy animal. So they wake up the Hindu man and he agrees to swap places with the Jewish man and everyone goes back to bed.

A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door. He opens the door and the Hindu is standing there. The Hindu man says, look, I can’t sleep in the barn. There’s a cow in there and I’m unworthy to sleep near such a holy animal. So they wake up the lawyer and he goes out to sleep in the barn and everyone gets back to bed.

A few minutes later, the farmer hears another knock on the door. He storms down, pulls the door open
and sees a pig and a cow standing there.