Witty Rejoinder said:

Divine Angel said:

Local Catholic college is advertising a library position.

“As a Christian community, staff are required to regularly and
frequently attend a Christian church and to regularly and frequently
support staff devotions, growth groups, prayer sessions and Mueller
College church services.”

Happy to have Christian values even though I’d miss the staffroom conversations about cocktails called Cocksucking Cowboys, but I would probably burst into flames if I step foot inside a church. I’ll consult the tarot cards to be sure 🔥

Looked up this school and they’ve not Catholic afaict. Possibly more chance of bursting into flames unfortunately. These happy-clappers can be a bit old testament.

IME, the are also heavily New Testament, especially that dreadful bit at the back.

Old Testament-wise, they tend to be a bit more salad bar; pick and choose which parts of it they follow and which they ignore.