Michael V said:

ms spock said:

Divine Angel said:

All I’m trying to do is plug in my phone and the dog’s trying to chew my ear.

We could write a prescription that folks have access to dogs licking their ears. It could boost morale!

It wouldn’t boost mine. I hate dogs licking me. Absolutely loathe it.

So, we would have to come up with something that could boost your morale! Do you have any suggestions?