An oldie but a goodie.
This photo of my neighbour Justin using his leaf-blower is the best I could get without being caught. I had to take the picture using the digital zoom from between venetian blinds so I apologise for the quality. I’m not Annie Leibovitz.
I didn’t get along very well with my neighbours in Australia and, seventeen thousand miles away, little has changed. The fat redheaded family to our right have a fat redheaded dog that enjoys standing in our driveway and barking at 2am, the old couple to our left have never been seen unless you count glancing towards their house and seeing their blinds close quickly, and Justin across the road recently installed a floodlight on his front porch facing directly towards our bedroom window.
As we’re moving in a few weeks, I intend to shoot the fat redheaded dog with a paint-ball gun and moon the old couple. I also plan to steal everything in Justin’s front yard that ‘isn’t bolted down’ as that’s standard operating procedure in Australia.