party_pants said:

Witty Rejoinder said:

Dear FIRSTNAME,

A quick reminder that our Big Give matched giving appeal is still live.

Until 29 April, any donation you make to WildCats Conservation Alliance through BigGive.org will be doubled, helping your gift go twice as far for wild tigers and Amur leopards.

Through our Room to Roam campaign, we are raising funds to help big cats cope with the growing impact of climate change by ensuring they have safe, connected and healthy habitats to move through, with the water, prey and shelter they need to survive.

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I don’t usually answer to FIRSTNAME but I do really like big cats…

… but not in my backyard.

Trump reckons that in hell-holes like India tigers are bold enough to steal your big-macs…