Peak Warming Man said:

Woodie said:

Kingy said:

I did a quick look at Ancestry, and apparently I’m descended from King Henry the 8th, Moses, Caesar, Jesus, and every other famous name from history, just input your credit card details to find out more.

Seriously if you want to do your ancestry, have a look at wikitree.

You weren’t Alexander the Great’s chief eunuch were you?

I was a ships cat.

I was the Elizabeth Taylor of the Ming Dynasty.