Divine Angel said:

SCIENCE said:

sux2b them so we feel sorry but we guess better than the news being all genocide and paedophilia

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2026-04-29/three-people-die-in-separate-incidents-in-toowoomba/106619800

None of those people fit Capt Spalding’s description

we’d prefer he parties on long enough for us to shout him some quink as promised tbh