Cymek said:

Bubblecar said:

Divine Angel said:

Oh yeah, I’m ok. I only got sent home cos the school’s worried about my arm. The kid hit the other side, not the recently healed arm.

Modern classroom control just doesn’t seem to be working, but I don’t know the solution.

Shock collars

One of the teachers joked, “there’s a mozzie on your neck, here let me get that for you” THWACK.