Woodie said:

Michael V said:

Woodie said:

He does bloody good interwebs though, hey what but.

…………………… and proberlee knows all my darkest secrets by now.😮😮🙄

So it is still going great.

Fantastic.

Mr Go-Ogle likely knows all your deepest, darkest secrets.

I found my deepest, darkest secrets in deepest, darkest Africa, when a silverback gorilla decided it didn’t like me. They can become very, very scary, very quickly. Interestingly, in the undisturbed rainforests of deepest, darkest Africa, mobile phones work.

Mr Google tells me the following. Just so you know if it happens again.

To pacify a gorilla, immediately stay calm, crouch down to appear smaller, avoid direct eye contact, and remain quiet. Acting submissive signals you are not a threat, preventing most attacks. Never run, as this triggers their chase instinct, and avoid smiling, which displays teeth as a sign of aggression.

I took two or three steps backward, and tripped over a tree root, falling to the ground. He immediately lost interest. So I did that, by accident…