today is (allegedly) world pilates day. I went to pilates this morning to be greeted by a table with champagne, orange juice, muffins, and various other not very healthy things. After the class the instructor invited me to stay for a mimosa and some food. I politely declined saying that I do not drink. She said why don’t you just stay for an orange juice and chat.. I could not get out of there fast enough.

orange juice and chat.. how rude.