Mine involves some guesses this week. I haven’t been in all that often.

1. During what event were shots fired at Washington Hilton?
a. Correspondent’s Dinner – ✔
b. State Dinner for King Charles III

2. How did Kingy’s fire truck get damaged?
a. Group of primary school kids threw rocks at it
b. another fire truck flipped up a log – ✔

3. Rev quipped Bill was lucky Not to have ordered from where?
a. AliExpressWhenYouPayExtra
b. AliSlowButSteady – ✔

4. Which newspaper has Witty subscribed to?
a. New York Times – ✔
b. Washington Post

5. Which toppings do Domino’s no longer offer?
a. parmesan and pineapple
b. anchovies and artichokes – ✔

6. Kingy’s brother runs a farm. The hay processor generator used to be backup generator for where?
a. Australian War Memorial
b. Darwin Hospital – ✔

7. A child created what nickname for Chappy Phil?
a. Happy Pill
b. Crappy Hill – ✔

8. A significant weather system is on its way, set to affect the Americas this summer. What’s it called?
a. Super El Niño – ✔
b. Powerful La Niña

9. roughbarked ordered a vegetarian pizza which came with what topping?
a. cabanossi – ✔
b. salami

10. Where do the pugs stand when they think it is food time?
a. next to their bowls
b. in front of the fridge – ✔