Divine Angel said:

Welcome once again to another edition of DASNT! Inspired by the ABC’s 50/50 quiz, tonight’s quiz is also 50/50.

1. During what event were shots fired at Washington Hilton?
a. Correspondent’s Dinner 🥸
b. State Dinner for King Charles III

2. How did Kingy’s fire truck get damaged?
a. Group of primary school kids threw rocks at it
b. another fire truck flipped up a log 🤠

3. Rev quipped Bill was lucky Not to have ordered from where?
a. AliExpressWhenYouPayExtra
b. AliSlowButSteady 🤡

4. Which newspaper has Witty subscribed to?
a. New York Times
b. Washington Post 🥱

5. Which toppings do Domino’s no longer offer?
a. parmesan and pineapple 😁
b. anchovies and artichokes

6. Kingy’s brother runs a farm. The hay processor generator used to be backup generator for where?
a. Australian War Memorial
b. Darwin Hospital 😎

7. A child created what nickname for Chappy Phil?
a. Happy Pill 😏
b. Crappy Hill

8. A significant weather system is on its way, set to affect the Americas this summer. What’s it called?
a. Super El Niño 😉
b. Powerful La Niña

9. roughbarked ordered a vegetarian pizza which came with what topping?
a. cabanossi
b. salami 👿

10. Where do the pugs stand when they think it is food time?
a. next to their bowls 🫥
b. in front of the fridge