1. During what event were shots fired at Washington Hilton?
a. Correspondent’s Dinner
b. State Dinner for King Charles III

2. How did Kingy’s fire truck get damaged?
a. Group of primary school kids threw rocks at it
b. another fire truck flipped up a log

3. Rev quipped Bill was lucky Not to have ordered from where?
a. AliExpressWhenYouPayExtra
b. AliSlowButSteady

4. Which newspaper has Witty subscribed to?
a. New York Times
b. Washington Post

5. Which toppings do Domino’s no longer offer?
a. parmesan and pineapple
b. anchovies and artichokes

6. Kingy’s brother runs a farm. The hay processor generator used to be backup generator for where?
a. Australian War Memorial
b. Darwin Hospital

7. A child created what nickname for Chappy Phil?
a. Happy Pill
b. Crappy Hill

8. A significant weather system is on its way, set to affect the Americas this summer. What’s it called?
a. Super El Niño
b. Powerful La Niña

9. roughbarked ordered a vegetarian pizza which came with what topping?
a. cabanossi
b. salami

10. Where do the pugs stand when they think it is food time?
a. next to their bowls
b. in front of the fridge